Sunday Morning Bible
(Pocket Sized Hebrew Bible)
Typical New York scene .
Prom Date
MOM: are you going to prom?
ME: Not sure yet, why?
MOM: your cousin needs a date, I was thinking you could go with him to his prom and he would come to yours!
ME: That’s disgusting.
I like to imagine this rabbit calls everyone a “faggot” when he’s mad at them. just like my 30 year old brother.
Two brown hares (Lepus europaeus) boxing, and a third looking on, Hertfordshire. Picture: Mark Hamblin/2020VISION / Rex Features
Photojournalist Aaron Huey is quite the traveler. In fact, in 2002, he and his dog walked 3,349 miles from Encinitas, CA to Coney Island, Brooklyn, taking photographs along the way. The shot above is a fitting opening to his series American Ocean, which chronicled the journey.
Via: Aaron Huey
Today is the 10 year anniversary of Left Eye dying, which makes me sad. So everyone listen to this song and feel pretty (this includes boyz). If TRL was still around, I would call Carson up right now and request this song.
List of things I love part 2
So like 2 years ago while I was bored at my old job in Houston, I made a list of things I love. So today’s been a slow day at work, therefore I’m going to do a list of things I love part 2. There will more than likely be overlaps, naturally. Here it goes, a-holes…
I love…
Rabbits (first and foremost)
dogs
petting zoos
apples
not saying bad words
my mom’s poor text messaging ability
Upright Citizens Brigade
the space bar on keyboards
TV/VCR combos
not going on first dates
drinking between 3 and 5 glasses of wine in one sitting
responding to emails
putting Twilight quotes on my old High School soccer coach’s facebook wall the first day of every month
talking about redtube
Billy Zane
cardboard boxes
Hey Arnold
wearing seat belts in cabs
pictures that aren’t of god damn cats
Prospect Park
trying to eat chips while playing the piano
calling my mom’s house and she pretends like the dog answered the phone
not owning a twin size bed
the movie Precious
understanding my feelings
having 2 computer screens at work
homeless people who don’t smell like shit
believing stereotypes
not going to church
powerpoint presentations about Tyler Perry
charging my iphone
trying to talk to the lady at the nail salon who doesn’t speak English
health insurance
trying to tell my OBGYN jokes while she’s trying to look at my junk
beards
texting Patrick Cotnoir
crying in public
finding out about music 2 years after it’s released
not being hungry
Texas A&M University
Houston Oilers
not wearing a fake mustache
touching sculptures
the number 7
pepper but not salt
Anthropologie window displays
early 90’s Houston Rockets
2004 -05 Houston Astros
ignoring squirrels
basically everything about The Chris Gethard Show
Volcano candles
not vomiting into my trash can at work when someone is trying to talk to me
embarrassing my friends/family
talking to strangers
giving hugs
smiling so big that I look Asian
not receiving hugs
Breaking Chinese finger traps
telling my dad I’m pregnant (even though I never am)
sleeping on floors
telling people my favorite color is florescent beige
non-apathy
truth telling
forgiveness
Kid Rock concerts
not being ironic
Kerbey Lane queso (holy hell I miss Austin food)
Waiting for Godot
understanding the importance of being a good person
understanding nothing matters unless you want it to
maybe more later, but probably not.
